Saturday, 28 April 2007

Mexico - Part Two (and beyond!)

Cancún / Isla Mujeres

As much as I don't really like this place, it has everything I need! After finding a not so nice hostel I managed to get my laundry done, get on the internet and have a MacDonald's! Result! The hostel I stayed at though was opposite some club which played music until about 5.30am, so for most of the night it felt like I was sleeping (or not really so just lying!) in the actual club the music was so loud! I then figured it was time to leave this place!!

Got a collectivo and then a ferry thing over to Isla Mujeres, which is supposed to be a really nice chilled out little island just off Cancún, and it was too which was good! It's nice to spend a couple of days chilling out on the beach after the stresses of Cuba, and there were lots of shady spots under palm trees which was great so I didn't turn into a lobster!

Made a great error of judgement on the hostel front - there was a choice of two and I opted for the cheaper one which had a kitchen as budget is quite tight now! So in theory it was a good idea but in reality it was a complete shithole that no one else was staying in except some weird people who were living there. They kept snakes in the bathroom (and I mean really big ones, like about 18 foot long!), it smelt and was generally disgusting so why I decided to stay I have no idea - it wasn't as if I owed anything to a guy I've never met before! And then to top it off they spent the whole night bringing people through the room I was staying into the next room where they kept the snakes so that was nice! In the morning I woke up one of the random guys and got him to let me out so I could go to the hostel down the road which actually had people in, although now I am surrounded by young beach babes and am feeling slightly inadequate! But it's all worked out for the best now, met some cool people in the hostel so had some friends for the evening to chat to and drink beer with!!

San Cristobal

Even though I had already been here with Jo this was the furthest place west I could get to from Cancún without just going straight back to Mexico City and it's a really nice town! Although it did take about 19 hours to get here!! Found a good hostel to stay in though which is really chilled out and met two guys at the bus station who were going there aswell so took advantage of the free taxi the hostel offered us!

Spent the day walking around the town, finding some new places to go that Jo and I didn't see before. Also randomly bumped into a girl that I did the volcano climb with in Guatemala which was very bizarre but good to see a familiar face so we had a bit of a chat and swapped travel stories as you do!

As much as I was over travelling by myself as usual everything works itself out and it has still been quite easy to meet people! In the evening I ended up chatting to two English guys and a Dutch guy and we sat around playing cards and having a few drinks round the bonfire which was pretty cool (it got really cold at night - had to sleep under two blankets!!). And then the next day I hung around with one of them again, walking around the town and visiting some new places of interest! It just gets a bit repetitive having to explain where you're from, where you've been, where you're going etc etc but it's better than not talking to anyone I guess!!!

There was a huge thunderstorm in the afternoon, so I got soaked walking back to the hostel. I'm not sure how wet it gets normally and if they have a rainy season but the streets were flooded after just an hour of heavy rain so it wasn't pleasant and I was slightly soggy which was great just before a 13 hour bus journey! I had also left my towel out to dry in the morning and forgot about it so that was wet too - hmmm wet smelly clothes in my bag, lovely! Just glad I was going somewhere hot!

Puerto Escondido

It's sooo hot here! I thought that would be great after it was so cold in San Cristobal but now it's too hot! Am I ever satisfied?!!! It's quite a cool place though, beaches aren't as nice as those over in Cancún way, although apparently they are at other times of the year but it appears I have arrived during the low season! But that's OK! Have met some really nice people in my hostel to chill out with!

Went for a walk along the beach in the afternoon and someone called my name, which was a bit of a surprise as I don't know anyone here! But it was a couple of guys from the hostel and they invited me for a beer! Then a couple of other girls from the hostel walked past and also stopped for a beer, and then we went and lay in some hammocks for a few hours on the beach! What a tough life eh?!

Thought we'd sample the nightlife but it was slightly disappointing! Had a few drinks in the hostel and then went to a bar round the corner but it had crap music and the DJ had no shirt on and kept trying to salsa with all the girls which really wasn't a pleasant sight! So after a couple of drinks we left, thinking there would be somewhere else to go on to... But the main street was dead, so after asking the police where the party was! we walked along the beach to another part of town and after about half an hour we found one place! It wasn't brilliant but it had some people in and served cold beers so couldn't complain! There was also a fight which livened things up for a while! Think we made it back to the hostel around 4am - I haven't stayed up that long for ages!!! It was really quiet the next day as everyone was recovering! So another tough day lying in hammocks!!

There is a game over here that they used to play hundreds of years ago, called Pelota Mixteca, apparently they used to sacrifice the losing team but they don't do that anymore!! A village near Puerto Escondido plays this ancient game every Saturday so a few of us headed over there. We had to catch a collectivo which turned out to be a truck with sitting space in the back!, and got to the village. The game was supposed to start at 3pm but when it's hot it starts at 5pm so we killed a couple of hours sitting in a bar with a cold beer! We wandered over to the grounds to watch the match but it turned out to be a football match amongst two local teams! Not quite what we were expecting!! But at least we tried and it made a change to sitting on a beach!!

Acapulco

I figured seeing as I was so close (well, an 8 hour bus ride but it's all relative!!) I had to come to Acapulco whilst I was in Mexico! I had heard good and bad things about the place so wasn't quite sure what to expect...

To start with I end up coming into the only bus station that is miles away from nowhere, is not on any local bus routes to get into town and then they charge an extortionate amount of money for a taxi anywhere! I wasn't sure where to stay - old town or beach, but the cost made my decision for me - Old town it was! After being accosted by a guy who claimed to be something to do with tourist information, he showed me a few places and I eventually found a hotel room for the night that didn't blow the budget!

I went for a walk to explore the surroundings and wasn't overly excited by what I saw! I could see the expensive touristy area a few kilometers away that was probably quite nice, but the area where I was wasn't great! I guess you probably need to have money to come here (and friends would help too as I don't really fancy the idea of going drinking by myself!), like Cancún, and I clearly don't have either!!!

I went to see the Cliff Divers in the evening, which was the main thing I came here for really. Basically there are five crazy men who jump off cliffs that are about 25-35 metres high, into quite a small space of water. I was a bit worried that they would hit a rock, which I guess is the whole reason it makes it so exciting to watch! One guy went first, then three went together, then they turned all the floodlights off (it was about 10pm), lit a few torches and then the last guy jumped off the highest rock. It was really impressive to watch so I'm definitely glad I made the effort to come here and see them!

I decided to give the place a chance and instead of hopping on the first available bus out of here the next day I went exploring instead!! I caught a bus to the posh tourist area and headed down to the beach - thought I'd go for a bit of a swim to cool down. However, what I didn't realise was that the current was really strong and the waves suck you in and then spit you out repeatedly until you can escape and make a run for it up the beach!! I must have looked quite a sight, being thrown around for a few minutes, with my bikini bottoms being yanked off too which was a bit embarrassing! I lost my sunnies in the water aswell which I was a bit pissed off about so had to stand there and wait for them to resurface and then go in for a rescue mission - it took about 3 attempts but I got them back!!! After that I just stayed on the beach out of the water! But then about every 2 minutes I got people trying to sell me sunglasses (even though I was wearing a pair!), sarongs/towels (even though I was lying on one!), jewellery, hats, t-shirts, henna tattoos, food, drink etc etc which started to get slightly annoying! Oh well, I think that will be my last day on the beach in Mexico so made the most of it anyway!

Back up to Mexico City

On my way up to Mexico City I decided to stop off at a few places on the way. First was Taxco, a small mining village four hours north of Acapulco. It was an OK little place, although it had extremely steep hills and cobbled narrow roads which made walking around quite hard! It took me ages to find the hostel as it was in the market somewhere, and the market was all undercover so I dived in, wandered around for a bit, resurfaced somewhere, asked someone where I was and then dived back in again!! After about 4 attempts I found it! I was the only one there though and the woman wasn't very nice and over charged massively for what she was offering. But it was the only hostel in town so I didn't really have a choice and thought I'd just stay one night!

The town was actually quite nice, once you got used to the fact that every time you went anywhere you got lost!! I managed to navigate a route from the hostel through the market to the main square so felt better once I had achieved that!! Everywhere you went there were silver jewellery shops and people trying to sell you stuff - it was actually really nice stuff, not the normal tat you see everywhere!!! In the evening a local school set up a stage in the middle of the main square and there were all sorts of performances, from different types of dancing to speeches and recorder playing! Loads of people gathered in the square to watch and it was really nice to see everyone together taking part in something.

The next morning I decided to get an early bus out of the town and up to Cuernavaca. However I was locked in the hostel and it took 15 minutes of ringing the bell and shouting before someone let me out! I then had to run to the bus station with my backpack on and just made it in time! I got to Cuernavaca but had decided not to stay there as I didn't really want to be in another place that was really quite and tourist-less. So I just walked through the town to a different bus station. The town did actually look quite nice and I probably could've spent a few hours wandering round the place but still didn't want to spend the whole day and a night there so got the bus to Puebla instead.

I arrived at the main bus station, which was about 3km outside of the town. I asked a bus driver if he went to the Zócalo (the main plaza) and he said yes so I hopped on. What he actually meant was no, he goes about 4 blocks away and I have no idea where I am and he doesn't tell me, so an hour later I am still on the bus and we've driven right out of town to the bus stop in the middle of nowhere!!! He found it all quite funny and apologised for not telling me when to get off! So then I had to sit there for another 45 minutes or so until we drive back the other way and this time he tells me where to get off!! I then had to walk about another 20 minutes to the hostel, so over 2 hours after I got to Puebla I eventually made it to the hostel!!

This town is quite nice aswell, a pleasant place to spend an afternoon! I walked round the streets visiting the many churches that seem to be everywhere, and sitting in the plaza by the cathedral watching the world go by. It was all very nice, until the big thunderstorm started...!!

The next morning I hopped back on a bus that went straight to the bus terminal and hopped on a bus to Mexico City. Decided to check out a different hostel as some people had recommended it to me and it was OK, although there was really loud pumping music going for half the evening which was nice! Didn't really do much as only had an afternoon here before I started my route up north and I had seen most stuff when I was here before...

San Miguel de Allende

Made my way up to the bus terminal and found a bus that left to San Miguel in 10 minutes so I hopped on it. It was a second class one though and I am used to travelling in style now so actually had to open a window rather than there being air con!!! An Argentinian/American girl sat next to me and was going to the same place so once we got there we caught a bus and found the hostel together.

This is a really lovely little town. I'm getting quite judgemental now and make snap decisions when I get to places as to whether I'm going to like them or not and this one I thought I would like and I do! It's got a really pretty pink cathedral in the middle of town with a plaza right by it. There are lots of other quite impressive looking churches around too and lots of nice looking buildings! The streets are all cobbled and as usual there are always lots of people milling around in the plazas and gardens. We spent the afternoon walking around, up and down all the streets (some of which are quite steep!), just exploring.

Outside the cathedral they were setting up a stage and lots of chairs so I deduced that something was going on in the evening! I went to investigate but it was really weird. Basically there were about 6 people dressed up as weird clowns and walked through the streets with a coffin until they got to the stage. Two were on stilts and a couple were playing the saxophone and trumpet. They were on stage for the next hour or so but I have no clue what it was all about, they were playing weird music, going round on unicycles and at one point got 4 guys from the audience up on stage and basically humiliated them by making them run around and do cartwheels! It was all really bizarre!! They seem to be big fans of clowns over here but i have to say that I am not! They were some other people around who were dressed up as if they were going to be dancing later so hung around for a while but the clowns didn't show any sign of leaving so I decided I'd had my fill of clowns for one night and went home!!

I spent the next day walking around a bit more, went up to a mirador spot where you got really good views of the whole town and then down into the local park which was really pretty. In the afternoon I walked past someone who said hello to me so I said hello back. Before I knew what was happening he had invited me to sit on a park bench with him and chat so I could practice my Spanish! So I spent the next couple of hours chatting to him, which was OK but I was a bit dubious in the back of my mind as to what was going on. He kept asking me if I wanted to go for a drink, something to eat or a walk but I said I was fine. I told him I was going to Guanajuato the next day and he suddenly said he would come with me - he had a car so he could drive us. I really didn't want to do that but I didn't know how to get away from him or how to get out of this situation which I suddenly found myself in! He was nice enough and seemed really friendly and I'm sure it was probably all above board but I couldn't be sure. I hate to be so mistrusting of people as they are all so friendly over here but you never know!! So in the end I said I was going to get the bus as I didn't know him and didn't want to go in his car, but then he said he would get the bus with me!!! So we arranged a meeting place for the next day and then I pretended I had a headache so I could leave!!!

I was a bit annoyed at the end of it, I didn't know why I couldn't just be rude to someone I don't know and then walk off, but for some reason I can't! I was then panicking for the rest of the day that I was going to bump into him but I didn't! The next morning I left quite early so I was well away before the time we were supposed to meet! I felt a bit bad that I stood him up but then for all I know he never turned up anyway! And why was he willing to spend a Sunday with a tourist anyway, didn't he have any friends?! Oh well, I got away so it all turned out OK!!

Guanajuato

So I escaped San Miguel and took an early bus to Guanajuato. I was a bit concerned this guy would come looking for me but he didn't, phew! Got a local bus into town, although this place is full of underground tunnels that the buses and cars drive through which was a bit confusing but I saw a sign for where I vaguely wanted to be so hopped off and found a hostel.

This place is really lovely, so am glad I have a few nights here. Lots of nice plazas, churches, buildings etc so plenty to keep me occupied! I wandered round for a while exploring and getting my bearings as it's another place where it's reasonably easy to get lost, although they have lots of signs which is helpful!!

Unfortunately for most of the afternoon and evening it kept raining so I had to keep running back to the hostel or taking cover somewhere close by! But in the evening they had this thing in the main square where some local men dress up and play instruments and sing and they gather a group of people behind them. They walk through the town singing and I think at the end they all drink wine from a goatskin or something like that but I didn't hang around for that bit as I was getting wet!!

For the next couple of days I moved to a different hostel to one that was nicer and cheaper!! I then spent the rest of my time walking around the town - up to La Picala, which is a monument high above the town and gives really good views of the whole place, around all the plazas, past the university and all the other major points of interest to tourists! It's such a nice place to spend a few days and met some cool people in the hostel too so wasn't a complete billy the whole time I was here!!

Zacatecas

So I booked a bus from Guanajuato to Zacatecas via León. It was all quite easy really - I got on the bus, got to León, sat there for a while and then hopped on a bus to Zacatecas! I got a local camión the other end into town and saw this woman watching me. When she got off the bus she asked me where I was going and told me to get off and walk with her! I figured she knew the area better than me so walked with her! It turned out she worked at a language school near the hostel so we walked together for a while and then she pointed me in the right direction which was good!

The hostel was really nice, everyone was really friendly and had a great rooftop terrace with a kitchen and it was clean which is always a bonus! Went for a little walk trying to find a supermarket or market but after 1 1/2hrs I found nothing, and then feeling slightly defeated I walked back and found one just round the corner from the hostel - typical!!!

It turned out that there was a party going on on the terrace that night as there were some Japanese people who had been studying at the school and it was their last day! So an hour later I was surrounded by people and food and drink, it was great! Although everyone was trying to speak Spanish, even though for most of the people English was their first language! I found this a bit wierd - I understand that they want to practice their Spanish but I just can't really be bothered anymore as I haven't got that much time left in Mexico and have resigned myself to the fact that my Spanish is going to stay crap until I start taking a course! But I gave it a go anyway and people spoke in a mixture of Spanish and English so it turned out OK!! The woman from the bus turned up too and was really happy to see me which was sweet!

The next day 6 of us went on a little walk round the town. We went to the local mine which is not working anymore but gives tours of one of it's lower levels. We went in on a train and then walked around inside. It was quite interesting to see but the guide talked too fast so I gave up trying to listen as I had no idea what he was saying! We then took the cable car across the town to Cerro de la Bufa which was a little hill the other side of town. We walked around the rock at the top of the hill and got some really great views of the town, then walked back down.

I then spent the rest of my time here relaxing on the roof terrace in the sun with some good books! Such a hard life! This is one of those hostels where there are always people coming and going and everyone is really friendly and so there always seems to be someone around to talk to!! It's bizarre how some hostels are like this and then other places people don't really talk to each other, but there you go!!

Guadalajara

It took me a while but I eventually got here! It goes from one extreme to the other, this time I got off the local bus way too early and ended up in the middle of nowhere trying to find a hostel that was a good 5km + away!! Even though some locals had pointed me in what they thought was the right direction, I'm glad that I asked for a map at a tourist info point as that was when he told me I was in the wrong town! Opps! So I had to hop on another bus, get off slightly closer to where I wanted to be and then after walking the streets for 10mins finally found the hostel!! Phew! It's really hot too so not a great idea of mine to be trudging around with my rucksack!!!

I think this is supposed to be quite a big place but I guess I'm staying where it's at and so everything is pretty much right on my doorstep which is good! Spent the rest of the afternoon walking around the main sights - cathedral, churches, plazas, theatres etc etc!

Decided to only stay one night though so I can hot foot it up to Los Mochis and get the train from there to Creel, which goes through the Barranca del Cobre (Copper Canyon) and is supposed to be amazing...

I bumped into two guys in the hostel that I had met in the hostel in Zacatecas. After sitting chatting (sort of seeing as one was from Chile and one was Italian so it was a mixture of Spanish and English when I didn't understand!!) we decided to go out, seeing as it was Saturday night and Guadalajara is supposed to have a great nightlife... Well after over an hour of walking around, going into bars and thenleaving again because either you had to pay a cover charge or the beer was too expensive we finally found a place that was free to get in and sold cheap beer - result! One small problem - they wouldn't let me in as they didn't think I was old enough and I didn't have any ID on me as I generally don't carry it anymore as I'm too old!! (you have to be over 18!!)! But after about 10 mins of Juan talking to two different people they finally believed that I was old enough and let me in! I couldn't believe it, I was the oldest of the three of us (just!) and only a few weeks off my 29th birthday and I get refused entry!! People tell me this is supposed to be a compliment, well I'm used to people thinking I'm about 25 and I guess that's OK, but less than 18??? I don't see that as a compliment!!!

Anyway, we got in and then realised it was a gay bar!!! There were straight couples in there too but they were definately in the minority!! But it was quite a cool place so we stayed for a few beers! It was quite amusing that everyone there had made such an effort to get dressed up to go out, as you would do on a Saturday night I guess, and there was me sitting there in an old t-shirt, trousers that have been ruined with a grease mark from the lovely peso pizzas in Cuba and my walking shoes as they're the only shoes I have!!!! And still I managed to get attention from some guy, but fortunately for me I was with two men so one of them could play the part of my novio whenever needed!!

La Barranca del Cobre (the Copper Canyon)

So I took the overnight bus from Guadalajara to Los Mochis and the idea was to arrive in Los Mochis in time to get the train up to Creel, passing through some spectacular scenery... I had less than an hour to get from the bus station to the train station so was relying on the bus being on time. However, this wasn't meant to be as I arrived in Los Mochis at 7.15am when the train left at 7am. But it's supposed to be quite slow so I figured I'd get the bus to the next town and pick up the train there... I was waiting for the 8.15 bus and this guy comes over to me and keeps telling me there's a bus at 7.30, I tell him it's already 7.50 but he keeps telling me 7.30 so in the end I agree and he walks off. When it gets to 8.15 and there's no bus it suddenly hits me that I've crossed a time zone and a) I could've got the train, and b) there is a bus at 7.30!! So I check with him and I'm right! So am a little pissed off I missed the train but there wasn't much I could do about it by then! The bus leaves on time and it's all going well (apart form the fact he keeps stopping to pick people up!) and then they decide to stop for a tyre change!!! I thought the train left about 10.45 so figured I had plenty of time but was still starting to panic slightly! But then I fell asleep and when I woke up it was 9.30 and we were in El Fuente and I had plenty of time to catch the train...

Some guy found a taxi for me and we drove to the station and sitting there waas my train, just about to leave! So I made a run for it and managed to hop on before it left, phew!! So I was a bit confused about what was going on and spent the next 8 hours having no clue what time zone I was in but at least I had made the train which was the important thing!!

The journey was pretty stunning, after being in colonial towns for so long it was nice to see countryside! When we got to Divisadero we were allowed off the train for 15 mins to see one of the huge canyons which was amazing. It's supposed to be bigger than the Grand Canyon I think so it's pretty impressive!

Got to Creel at about 5pm ish I think, depending on what time zone we were in as it was causing some confusion!, and someone from the hostel met people off the train and took us there which was nice. Although by this time there were no dorm beds left so they gave me a private room for a cheap rate for one night - it was so nice to have a bit of luxury, and by this I mean a double bed, a towel and not 9 other people in my room!!!

Food is included here and it was a great way to meet people by sitting at the big communal tables. There's so many things to do here so we were all discussing what we were going to do over the next few days. And then seeing as there wasn't much else to do (we're in the middle of nowhere!) we went to the pub for a couple of beers!

Decided to do a day trip to one of the canyons, although it turned out to be another dirty puddle experience like in Argentina!!! There was five of us and two of us didn't really speak Spanish, but it wasn't as if we had a guide, he was more just a driver, although he just chatted to one of the other guys all the time and then stopped occasionally so we could get out to take photos! Then we ended up back at Divisadero where the train stopped the day before and we got stuck there for two hours as the President of Mexico decided to fly in for a quick visit and the road was closed!!! We didn't get to see him but we could hear him, not that I could understand what it was all about!

Then when the road finally reopened we went to a balancing rock, which was nowhere near as impressive as it sounded, although it was a bit scary standing on top of it when there was just the canyon underneath!, and then went to another viewing platform that was see through and that was a bit scary as it was a long way down!!! And that was it! We were expecting to see a different canyon or do a bit of walking, but it seems that the canyons are pretty inaccessible, mainly as it's off season I guess, so that was a bit disappointing but it was still nice to drive around and take in all the scenery.

The next day we hired bikes and five of us went up to a lake which was about 8kms away. We then hired a boat for an hour and the four girls rowed whilst the guy just sat at the front, which we thought was a little unfair! We didn't do a bad job though, even with the wind going against us whilst we were trying to get the boat back! In the afternoon I decided to go and walk to the Valley of the Mushrooms and the Valley of the Frogs, which was basically some rocks in vague shapes of frogs and mushrooms! Wasn't overly impressive but it was good to get out and about and the scenery was fantastic. I then climbed up El Christo Rey, where the big man himself stands overlooking the town and got great views of the whole place! But after all this activity I was pretty knackered - it's the most exercise I've done in a long time!!!

Chihuahua (like the dog!)

There was hardly anyone left in the hostel, which was a bit bizarre as it was so busy when I got there a couple of days ago. So the rest of us decided to leave too, as we had planned to meet the others in Chihuahua. This was to be my last ever bus ride in Mexico, which was a little bit sad after the amount of time I have spent on buses!! And so in true Mexican style everything was going well and then for some unknown reason we stopped for about 1/2hr. I thought they were changing a tyre again but when someone went to look the gearbox had been taken apart and there was bits of it all over the floor, which didn't look good! But there was only one guy working and a few others jsut standing around looking, not helping at all! But then after a while we were on our way again so not too much of a delay!

We got dropped off near the hostel we were going to stay at only it was shut as they were on holiday! That scuppered our plans of meeting up with everyone else then! So we hopped on a local camiòn and got into town and found a cheap hotel so us three girlies got a room together. The way things have worked out I have to stay here for the next couple of days until my flight up to San Francisco on the 27th May. One of the girls I travelled here with has a flight that day too so at least we're not on our own as there really isn't that much to do here!!

In the evening four of us went to la Feria de la Santa Rita, which is a really big fair just outside of town that happens this time every year to celebrate the patrons of the state. As we had missed out on the 100 year anniversary of Creel by a couple of days it was good to actually come to this. Although I hadn't actually put 2 and 2 together and realised that it was just a fair with rides and games and stuff, which I haven't been to for years! But it was quite good, went on a few rides and went to the circus, only that was really wierd and not very circus like either! There was also a big stage and at first there was a woman not wearing very much singing and wiggling her arse at the cameras which all the men loved, and then this guy in very tight trousers came on and kept getting girls to come up onto the stage and then they had to dance for him and the audience had to decide who was the best. So he basically ended up getting five lap dances as these girls strutted their stuff around him! Then he played a game based on musical chairs, but instead of girls sitting on chairs when the music stopped they had to jump on a bloke!!! All very bizarre but quite entertaining!

The next evening Olivia and I went out to try and find somewhere to have a beer. Seeing as it was Friday night we figured something would be going on... But the streets were completely deserted, it was really wierd! We ended up asking a taxi driver where there was a bar and he asked what type? One that sells beer preferably! He kept saying did we want to go to a Ladies Bar?! Well we had no idea what that was but it seemed there wasn't anything in the town centre so we gave up! As we started walking back to the hotel though we found a Ladies Bar! We went in to investigate, and it was actually OK!! There were only two other women in there, the rest were all men, but they left us alone so it was all good! They have Cantinas over here which I think are men only so perhaps a ladies bar just means ladies are allowed in!!!

Saturday night wasn't that happening either!! We went in a different direction and found another bar and I had scraped enough money together for one last bottle of Sol for my last night in Mexico!! I'm really intrigued though as to where everyone else goes in this place as it's even got a university so there should be some nightlife...!!

Onwards and Upwards...!

So after five months I leave Latin America. A few weeks ago I was tired of being in Spanish speaking countries as even though it's easy enough to get around and the people are all friendly etc etc, it's just quite tiring to do everything by yourself all the time in a different language. Hence booking a flight up to San Francisco for a few days in an English speaking big city! But since booking the flight I have been having had such a good time - have met so many people and have been to such great places that I wish I wasn't leaving so early now!! Sods law eh?! But there wasn't really anywhere I wanted to go to and so the time was right really. I have cheated a bit though by flying and not doing a 24hr bus trip to Tijuana and then hopping over the border to San Diego but I think I can live with that!!

Instead I took 3 flights and after spending as much time sitting in airports as I was on planes I eventually made it to San Francisco. I went via Guadalajara and Los Angeles, and just for a bit of excitement the plane in Los Angeles had some thing attached to it that it took them ages to get off and then one of the air conditioning units stopped working!! But it was less than an hour flight and maintenance said it was safe for us to fly! However, two people sitting near me decided they didn't feel safe and so wanted to get off. At this point we were sitting on the runway and so it was going to take another hour of waiting for the rest of us if they wanted to get off, so eventually they decided to stay put! And then when I finally got to San Francisco there had been an earthquake in Oakland and so the BART (a train thing!) was delayed and running slowly to make sure there was no damage to the track!! But eventually I got here and it's cold!!! Bit of a shock coming from Mexico but it's good preparation for New Zealand!!!

San Francisco is a great place though, even though it is a little chilly at times!! It was great to spend a few days shopping after not really being able to for five months, although the choice is a little overwhelming and all the shops are so big!!! Did manage to take in some of the sights though - Chinatown, Pier 39, the Financial District, Postcard Row, Union Square etc etc, but as I had been here before I'd already seen a bit of the place anyway so wasn't too bothered about rushing round sight seeing!

To save myself some money I decided to catch the nightbus to LA. As soon as I went to the bus station I thought this was a bad idea, but in principal it was still good so I figured I'd just do it anyway! I caught a bus at 10pm and whilst waiting at the bus station there were quite a few weird people there, one guy who was standing in a line for a bus suddenly turned around and nose dived to the floor, with his arse hanging out his pants and everything. He lay of the floor for a minute or so and then got back up and stood in line again, very bizarre! Then there was a woman who just kept swearing and screaming at the top of her voice, about what though I have no idea! I was just glad that neither of these characters were on my bus!

The buses in Mexico were nicer than Greyhound buses, and even though there were some spare seats behind me this guy ended up sitting next to me and massively invading my personal space, to the point I had to kick his leg back over to his side, but it was still slightly cramped so didn't really get that much sleep! We ended up arriving in LA at about 5.30am, slightly earlier than expected, so I got a cab over to Union Station (the guy at the bus station recommended that I didn't walk but it didn't look so bad to me!) and I then caught a bus out to this hostel that was in the middle of nowhere, although close to the airport. It was quite a bizarre place, I was in a 20 bed dorm, with only 1 toilet and shower which was interesting!! They had free shuttle buses to a shopping mall and Venice beach though, so I easily filled a couple of days there before I got my flight to Auckland! Venice beach was really weird though, I had visions of lots of people running and roller blading up and down the sidewalks, which there were, but there were also loads of cheesy, crappy seaside shops, and loads of beggars so it wasn't actually a particularly nice place, which I was surprised at. The weather wasn't great though so I guess that didn't help.

But anyway, that was enough of the US for me for a while and so I hopped onto the shuttle to the airport and after an hour's delay (the air con broke again - I'm starting to think I'm a jinx to planes as that was the second time in a week but at least this time they managed to fix it!) I was on my way to New Zealand!!! I've never flown Quantas before, but have heard good things about them and I have to say it was a great flight! Food was good, people were friendly and movies were great! I only got about 2 hours sleep though as there were so many good movies to watch I stayed up most of the night to plow my way though them!!!

Cuba - Part Four

Santiago de Cuba

We got to Santiago quite late in the evening and decided to go to a hotel for the couple of nights we were there as were a bit over the Casas. We found one that wasn't too expensive and was pretty central which was good. The bus station was crazy - as soon as you walked through the door you were hassled by people wanting to give you a taxi/casa/anything you wanted! We bumped into a German guy that we met in Bayamo and he was on his way to Varadero, the all inclusive resort! He was sick of being hassled all the time, so had booked into an all inclusive hotel for a few nights to get away from it all!!!

We spent the next day walking around the town. I had heard lots of bad things about Santiago - it was really polluted, it was a little bit unsafe, there was loads of hassle etc etc but we found none of that and it was actually an OK place to spend a day.

I decided to go on the internet, which I didn't think would be that hard. In every town there is the same telephone company and you buy prepaid (expensive obviously!) cards for an hour. I had one I bought already and had 1/2hr left on it that I wanted to use. I went into the shop and tried to log on to the computer but it wouldn't work. After speaking to someone there apparently I had the wrong type of card so I either had to go somewhere else or buy a new one. She directed me to this other place and I didn't think I had a hope in hell of finding it but it was actually exactly where she said it would be. Out of 4 computers my card only worked on the one that someone else was using and 2 other people were waiting for. But I had nothing else to do so said I would wait. After 10 mins or so this girl had finished using the computer and the guy who worked there had a word to these 2 Cubans who were waiting and they walked off so I was next up. I'm not sure what happened and felt bad that I was taking priority over them but there wasn't much I could do about it so I just went on the computer!!

In the evening we went out to try and find something to eat. Easier said than done as usual!! There were no peso places and everywhere we looked was really expensive and most of the things on the menu weren't available! As soon as you sit down anywhere they always offer Cuba Libres or Mojitos, which are the most expensive drinks you can get, and we were getting a bit fed up with it all so kept walking out of places!! Eventually we found somewhere that was quite nice, and even though I didn't get exactly what I ordered the food was actually really good!

But then, inevitably, the band came out of nowhere and started to play! And so of course they expected money from us! But at least they were doing something to earn the money I guess and they were OK so we gave them some! Whilst we were there a couple sat at the next table to us and it turned out the guy was sort of famous but we had no clue who he was! It turned out he was a magician! It also turned out that he knew someone in Barracoa where we were going the next day so went and called them and arranged for them to meet us at the bus station!!! He then decided to do some magic!! The card tricks were reasonably impressive but then he did this other trick and I could see what he was doing which he got a bit annoyed at, so we left!!

We then tried to sample some night life but it all went a bit wrong. Basically everyone was charging a ridiculous cover charge to get in and the music was crap and people kept hassling us so after checking out a few places we gave it up as a bad job!

Barracoa

We had heard lots of good things about this place, especially the food so were quite excited to be finally going there!! However, this place had been cut off from the rest of Cuba until about the 1960s I think, before then you could only access it by sea. So the people were a little bit, um, different from other Cubans that we had come across so far...!

As there was only one bus a day to Baracoa we had to miss breakfast at the hotel which was a bit of a shame as it was quite nice! As we had to pay for it anyway though they said they would make up a breakfast for us to take with us which we thought was quite nice of them, until we saw it! It was a cheese and ham roll (that had been sitting on the reception desk all night!) and a carton of juice - not really what I would expect for 5 CUCs but not really surprising!! When we got to Baracoa it started off well though, as usual we were met by someone at the bus station, and this woman was lovely - really friendly and just laughed all the way to her house! Then she told us that she only had one room so we would have to split up, which I didn't really want to do, so she went to her brother in law and fortunately he had a place with two rooms so we stayed there instead! We felt a bit bad for the woman as she had come all the way to meet us but she didn't seem to care and we were still staying with someone in the family so it all seemed OK!

The town seems quite nice, it has a bit of a different feel to it than all the other places but you don't get hassled too much which is good! And they sell peso pizzas and ice cream just down the road from our casa which is always a bonus!

We walked up to a posh hotel which overlooked the town and had a drink up there which was quite nice! They even had a pool up there - how the other half live eh?! To get up there though we had to climb up some steps and there was this local kid with no shoes on and his feet were all manky and bleeding and he wouldn't let us pass until we had given him money, which we didn't. But even though he claimed to be in pain, he could run very fast to the steps every time a tourist came along...!!!

We couldn't afford to have nice food two days in a row so we thought we would eat cheap the first night and then treat ourselves to the speciality meal of fish in coconut sauce the next! We eventually found a peso restaurant that did the normal fried chicken and rice etc etc so had some of that. We also got a beer, although there was no label on the bottle so I have no idea what it was but it tasted OK!! Whilst we were eating this woman who was clearly not right came and sat with us! She wanted some of our food but we wouldn't give it to her and I kept asking her to leave but she kept ignoring me, and no one in the restaurant would do anything either. So eventually we moved tables and as we did she picked up the chicken bone off my plate and started eating it! Then she got kicked out! But then she stayed outside the door and then every now and again kept coming in and sitting with other people. She also kept lifting her skirt up to show the men her undies. All the locals were just sitting there watching her and some were laughing, as if it were the evenings entertainment, it was really weird. Eventually she left though, only to be replaced by some other random person who was clearly not quite with it either, but after shaking our hands he was happy to leave us alone which was good! An English guy we kept bumping into was telling us earlier about a guy in the square who wasn't quite all there and ended up getting his bits out for everyone to see! The locals started hitting him with sticks and then an ambulance turned up, gave him a shot of something, he passed out and they took him off to recover. So there was an interesting mix of people in this town - cock man and fanny woman!!! Nice!

The next day we went for a walk round the outskirts of town, which was great as there was no hassle and it was really nice just to see people going about their business and not caring that we were there. Then in the afternoon we walked over to the river and watched these people push a car a little way into the water. I wondered what they were doing but it turned out they were just washing it!!!

Before dinner we decided to go for a little drink, and had finally got wise to people so when they offered us mojitos and cubre libres we declined them and asked for a small bottle of rum and a couple of cans of coke instead! Exactly the same as a cubre libre but cheaper! We were at la Casa de la Trova but ended up sitting out in the middle of the street, so it was our own fault really that we got hassled again by fanny woman and cock man and every other random person that walked past, and we actually saw cock man being hit with a stick by a local when he wouldn't leave us alone which we felt a bit bad about...

We went back for dinner, and it was the best meal we had in Cuba. There was salad and rice and then fish in a really lovely coconut sauce, it was fantastic. We hadn't had anything in a sauce for such a long time and it tasted sooo good!!! After this we were ready to hit the town! We decided that we would actually pay a cover charge to get in somewhere so we wouldn't get hassled all night! We went to a rooftop bar where they had a dance show thing which was quite good, although after a few more bottles of rum the night is a bit hazy!!! Every time I went to the bar I had a shopping list of things to buy - 1/2 bottle of rum, 2 cans of coke and a cup of ice! I kept going back for more ice and at one point the barman asked for a beso (kiss) before he would give me the ice but I said no!!!! I think we ended up getting a bit of hassle from a guy when we kept saying we didn't want to dance with him, so we ended up leaving and trotted off home!!

The next day we were feeling a bit worse for wear, so after a nice greasy peso pizza we hopped on the bus to Santiago and then caught the night bus back up to Havana.

Havana

We got to Havana the next afternoon and went to the casa where Tracy and Vivi had stayed previously. We tried to contact her to let her know I was coming too but couldn't quite work out the phones, so figured just turning up would be OK! It turned out none of could stay there the first night as she had other people staying but she had other places for us to stay which was fine. then without us even asking she said the three of us could stay in the same room (which is highly illegal!) which was cheaper for me so was great!

In the afternoon we went to Miramar, a posh part of Havana, and then walked back which took hours! Then we went wandering for a while around town, and tried to find something to eat but as usual everything was completely overpriced and expensive so we opted for a peso pizza instead (chorizo though, we've gone upmarket from the usual cheese!)

The next day we spent in and around Old Havana, went to the Revolution Museum which was really interesting and into some art galleries, that weren't really galleries, more like a little room with a few pictures or photographs on the wall! We also went into the Capitolio, which looks very similar to the Capitol Building in Washington, so it's pretty amazing but there wasn't really very much inside which was a bit disappointing. There was supposed to be a huge diamond in there somewhere which we spent ages looking for and couldn't find, only to find it in the main entrance as we left, so we had walked right past it on our way in! I had wondered why they had roped off a little bit of the floor and now I know why, as there's a huge great diamond in it! Not sure if it's real though or not...

In the evening we went to try and find some food again... We ended up in this place that was really crap, they didn't have anything on the menu except their meal of the day and it turned out to be tiny and not that nice! So after that we went to an ice cream place that we had seen and they didn't have much either so our ice cream turned out to be a complete disappointment too!! Eventually we ended up in a bar for a drink (with the obligatory band who took great interest in us until we refused to buy their CD, then they ignored us!) and people were eating food in there so we ended up ordering something in there too and then three attempts later we were finally full!!!!

The next day we ended up catching this little boat thing that had seen better days across to Casablanca. First we had to have our bag searched and then when we asked how much it was going to cost they said it was 10 cents each. So we showed our money and they kept saying no and said we needed half of that. This went on for about 10 minutes as we showed her all the change we had to see which coins were the right ones to use. Eventually a guy came up behind us and gave us the money to get on - they had been talking cubanos and we had been talking in CUCs! So 10 cents in cubanos was nothing, not even pennies I don't think, it was so cheap! It was so nice of them to not try and rip us off!

The boat was an interesting contraption, it was like a tugboat type thing and REALLY old! There was a lot of security and people with guns standing around as apparently a few years ago people had tried to hijack these boats and sail to Miami. I'm surprised they made them that far as they weren't in the best condition!!

Anyway, we got to Casablanca, found some half decent food (well a cheese and ham sandwich which they then charged a ridiculous amount for!) and then went walking. We walked up to a huge statue of JC, the big man himself, and as we had gone up a bit of an alternative route some guy came running over to us telling us we needed to pay to walk round the statue. Obviously as it's not as if anything is free in this country! We then walked for ages past the fort and over to the Castillo, where every night they fire a cannon and have some elaborate procession thing, probably for the benefit of the tourists!!! As we were standing there looking out to old Havana and the Malecón as the views were fantastic there was this kid standing behind us. I just assumed that he was going to try and start talking to us, which is what they usually do. I took a few photos and then turned around to see where he was and he was right behind me! He ducked round me and tried to steal my camera!! I'm not sure what happened, either he fumbled it or I scratched his hand and he dropped it and Vivi picked it up and he ran off!!! I couldn't believe it! After all this time of saying how safe I felt here, on the last day someone tries to nick something!!! I was a bit pissed off and a bit shocked as nothing like this had happened to me before. Am just glad he didn't manage to run off with it as it had a month's worth of photos on it! He clearly was just a kid and didn't know what he was doing, which was good for me!, but he could've got put in prison if he had been caught, so it was a pretty stupid thing for him to do really. Oh well, it all turned out OK in the end!

Went for a drink (where yet again they tried to overcharge us!) and watch the sun set over Havana. Then just as the sun was setting the mozzies came out in force - everyone was standing there swatting them and at one point I looked at my arm and had about 8 mozzies eating me, it was horrible!! So we hopped back on the boat to get back to Havana and away from the mozzies but the damage was already done and I was covered in bites!!

We went for a nice dinner seeing as it was our last night - we found a Greek style restaurant and the food was really good. Then we had just enough money left for one drink and then headed back home!

The next day, immigration paid a visit which was interesting! Apparently this woman is only licenced for one room but was renting out two. And then he started asking questions about me so we said I was staying at a hotel!! We were really worried that we had caused trouble but the family didn't seem overly concerned by it...

We walked to the Plaza de la Revolución, and they were starting to set up for the 1 Mayo celebrations which are supposed to be huge. Then we walked down to Coppelia as we figured we should at least have one of these famous ice creams before we leave. However, when we got there we found that there was a tourist section which charged 2.80CUC for 2 scoops, and a locals section which charged 5 cubanos for a scoop!!! This was outrageous and by far the most obvious over pricing for tourists I think we had seen!!! On principle we refused to buy an ice cream there, and instead settled for a 1/2 litre tub of Nestle which was a lot cheaper!!! Then we walked back to the casa, had our last peso pizza and, after saying all our goodbyes to the family we had stayed with, hopped in a taxi to the airport.

We did it! We managed to survive a month in Cuba, and yet still don't understand the country or the people or anything about the place really, and we did try!! I'm really glad I went though, I have no regrets, and there was only one day when everything got on top of me which I think it pretty good going for a country like that! It is one of the few countries though that I was ready to leave though, and was looking forward to getting back to civilisation and to somewhere where things can be achieved relatively easily!!!

Would I recommend Cuba? I think I would but with some caveats obviously! I wouldn't travel there alone, it is easy enough but as there are no hostels it is harder to meet people. Also you need a lot of patience and a lot of money, this isn't really a country for backpackers! And some Spanish would come in handy as a lot of families we stayed with didn't speak much, if any, English. But it was an experience and I always like a challenge!!

Cuba - Part Three

Sierra Maestra

Right, so we had a very detailed itinerary that Eduardo at Cubanacán in Bayamo had put together for us. The plan was to get a taxi from Bayamo to Santo Domingo, meet a group who were doing a 3 day / 2 night hike up to Pico Turquino and join them, possibly go past Pico Turquino towards Las Cuervas but then come back to Santo Domingo for the night and the next day go to La Commandancia. Then get a taxi back to Bayamo, pick up our rucksacks which we'd left in a hotel and get the bus to Santiago! Phew! If it all worked out that way then it was going to be a miracle!!!

Day 1 - So Monday morning was an early start - dropped our bags off at the hotel at 6.15am (and they knew we were coming so that was a good start!) and then the taxi turned up and drove us to Santo Domingo. But when we got there we couldn't find the group we were supposed to join. After discussions with various people it turned out that there wasn't a group and they had no idea we were coming. However, they managed to russle up a guide for us so that we could do the walk we had paid for. We were quite pissed off at this as we wanted to do a four day walk that started with La Commandancia and ended at Las Cuervas (which was closer to Santiago so we didn't have to go all the way back to Bayamo) but were told we couldn't do this as we couldn't have a guide to ourselves. But it turns out we could so we could've done whatever we had wanted! To top it off they guide they gave us, Ramón, didn't speak any English and we had to spend the next 3 days with him - oh joy!! The trail was really easy aswell, well they was only one trail so you couldn't get lost so we were a bit miffed that we needed a guide in the first place as we could navigate it ourselves easily enough. So Ramón just walked behind us smoking for most of the time which was nice! Glad to see it was so easy for him!

The first day was only 8km and so we thought it was going to be easy. We could've extended it to 13km but the first 5km involved walking up a very steep road so we thought we'd just get a jeep up that bit as it wasn't a very interesting walk! We took our time and kept stopping as it was only supposed to take 3-4 hours and there wasn't much to do and the shelter where we were going to be staying. However, at about 3.5km it started raining REALLY hard and we all got completely soaked! There was no point even putting a jacket on as it wouldn't have done much! So we just put our heads down and stepped it out, trying to get to the shelter as quickly as possible. This wasn't the easiest task though as the trail was all steps - either up or down so it was quite hard going. My legs felt a bit weak and we were starving but had no food (the mule was carrying it to the shelter via a different path, or so we were promised!), but we kept going!

Eventually we got there, feeling pretty knackered, cold and wet! It wasn't even a particularly enjoyable walk as it was so up and down you had to look at your feet all the time instead of what was surrounding you. But we made the first leg!

I cleverly didn't bring that many clothes with me so had to keep my wet trousers on and I was freezing! We had no idea if there was any food and the communication barrier was going to be quite a bit of an issue. We decided if they didn't have any food then we were just going to go back down the next morning... But there were a few other locals up there (well it was a good a place as any to hang out I guess!) and when we asked about food they said they were cooking dinner and were preparing a little snack for now too! Excellent! Cheese and ham sandwiches have never tasted so good!!!

We saw a pig wandering around and it kept going into the 'kitchen' which we thought wasn't really that hygienic, but then the whole place wasn't exactly overly clean so we tried not to think about it. But then later we saw it eating out of a cooking pot and figured that our food had been in there and probably would be in there again...!! Interesting! There were a few dogs knocking around too so they probably had some of our leftovers out of the bowl aswell!

We were so cold though we decided to get into bed for a few hours until dinner! We were staying in a little wooden hut that had a few bunk beds in but was pretty minimal and there was nothing else to do as it was still raining. As it was so humid up there we realised our clothes weren't going to dry either so had to prepare ourselves for 3 days of wet smelly clothes! I also didn't have a sleeping bag, just a liner, so was expecting to be really cold at night too...! Vivi went to investigate the toilet situation and basically found a shed with two sides missing and a box with a toilet seat on top! She refused to use it so went for a walk in the woods and squatted down under her poncho! Tracy and I went to see it later and it wasn't that bad and at least you had a nice view as you squatted!!!

We woke up to find some French people had turned up too, only they were quite rude so we didn't really talk to them! We had dinner of soup, chicken (I think but didn't want to question it!) and rice. And then we went back to bed as it was the warmest place, well not really that warm for me but it's all relative!!

Day 2 - up early as we had a reasonably long day ahead of us! It was 5km up to the peak and we could tag on another 4km round trip to the second highest peak if we wanted to...! We had an interesting breakfast of coffee, sliced rolls and hot dogs, which we had to share with the French so there wasn't really that much to go around. Then they started singing before we ate (the French!) which was a bit odd!

Off we went and the first 1km was constant uphill and really tough as even though it was steps they were uneven so you had to concentrate. I felt like a robot, just putting one foot in front of the other until we made it to the top (of the first section!). Then it was undulating after that, although still very up and down and pretty hard going. Legs felt better than yesterday though so even though it was tough it was still doable. We could see the peak in the distance but it looked so far away, however after less than three hours we got there!!

It was a slight anti climax though as you couldn't see anything from the top as it was all overgrown bushes!! The only reason I knew we were at the top was because there was a statue up there that I had seen in some photos!! But at least we made it! It was nice and hot and we weren't sure what the weather was going to do so we decided to just stay up there for a while instead of carrying onto the next peak. We managed to dry most of our clothes/socks/shoes off whilst we were up there which was great!

We walked back down which I thought would be slightly easier but I had forgotten how much downhill there was on the way there so it was uphill on the way back! So it took nearly as long to get back as it took to get there! But we had done the challenge so were feeling good (ish!)... Spent the rest of the day chilling out at the shelter and drying the rest of our wet clothes. Then had another unidentifiable dinner and went to bed!

Day 3 - we were going back to civilisation, yeah!! We had a hotel booked for that night as it was the only accommodation in the village and were really looking forward to having a shower, a private wee and some good food!

Ramón did his only guide bit of the entire three days by taking us back a different way to the one we came. There weren't any steps, just a trail that zig zagged down the mountains which was great! It was so much nicer than the trail we came on! It was probably about 13km ish back to the village and it took just over four hours. It was a lovely day too, really nice weather so it was quite enjoyable really, you even had some views of the surrounding area, it wasn't restricted like the other trail!

We got back to the hotel and it was so nice to have some good food and a hot shower!! We also tried to organise our trip to La Commandancia for the next day to see if we could get an English speaking guide. We thought we were successful but only time would tell!!

We chilled out for the rest of the day and then had a great dinner and a few drinks in the evening. The waiter gave us free mojitos as well which was nice of him! But then he decided to sit with us, although he didn't really talk much! All we got out of him was that he had an English girlfriend and was really bored at work!! Eventually we went to bed but then 5 mins later I got a knock at the door and Vivi and Tracy had come to tell me that the waiter guy had come looking for me and had been knocking on their door whispering my name!!! Fortunately they didn't tell him which room I was in and told him to go away, so we didn't hear from him again that night!!

Day 4 - The next morning we went back to the tourist office, and even though we weren't given the guide we had arranged, we were still given an English speaking one which was good! We were supposed to get the jeep back up the hill but it was taking ages and we were on a bit of a tight schedule as we needed to get back to Bayamo in the afternoon for our bus to Santiago. I kept asking the guy where the jeep was but he didn't really seem that bothered and was quite surprised when I said we had been waiting for 1/2hr. But eventually it turned up and I understood why it took so long - the jeep was about to die!! It sounded horrendous and could only drive at about 5 mph!! But we made it to the top without it breaking down and then walked to La Commandancia. It was a really nice walk, quite easy, and the views were really good too. The guy really knew his stuff aswell and so could tell us all about the history of the place which was really interesting. There were lots of huts around that were used for different purposes, e.g. hospital, kitchens etc, and then there was the main place where Fidel lived and slept during the Revolution. It was really interesting and so I'm really glad we made the extra effort to stay overnight and come to see this.

And then once we got back to the hotel we picked up our stuff and found a guy who was supposed to be taking us back to Bayamo! We got back to the hotel in Bayamo where we had left all our bags, picked them up and then walked to the bus station. We had to exchange our voucher for bus tickets but the guy wouldn't let us until the bus turned up. I really didn't understand why and so kept asking but he kept saying no. I asked if there was a problem, as the last thing we wanted was to have to stay in Bayamo another night and he kept shaking his head. But eventually I realised he was just messing with me - a Cuban with a sense of humour, fancy that!! However, I wasn't really in the mood but didn't know how to say that in Spanish!! So there I was in the waiting room at Bayamo bus station and I suddenly declared 'I think Cuba has finally taken it's toll on me!' It had taken a few weeks but it had finally broken me! But after laughing hysterically for a few minutes I was OK again, the bus turned up and off we went!!!

Cuba - Part Two

Cienfuegos

After an early start and a couple of hours on the bus we arrived in Cienfuegos. We were met by the casa owner as promised and taken to the house. The people there were lovely and didn't rip me off just because I had to room to myself - in fact it was the cheapest in the whole of Cuba!

First thing first, we were starving! But again we had the old problem of finding somewhere to eat! After walking round for about an hour we ended up with a cheese and ham sandwich (the only thing that you can always find!) which was better than nothing! We then found a peso ice cream man so we tried one and they were really good!!

We spent half of the day trying to sort out the logistics for the next day. We wanted to get to Camaguey but there wasn't a direct Viazul bus. There was a direct Astro bus but we weren't allowed on it. Therefore we had to take an illegal (and cheap!) taxi to either Santa Clara or Trinidad and then get the bus from there. But we weren't overly happy with the idea of doing that. After going backwards and forwards to the bus station half a dozen times (the Viazul man wasn't there, then he was at lunch and then when we finally found him he was rude and completely useless!!), we reached breaking point and asked our casa mum for help! Within about 10 mins we had a taxi sorted (her son's friend) to Santa Clara, bus times from Santa Clara and a casa in Camaguey to stay at! Result! We couldn't believe it was all so easy when for us it had been so hard!!!

We spent the rest of the day walking around the town and down the main road to Punta Gorda by the sea. It was quite a nice town, with a lovely plaza and all the usual nice buildings, but again when you go off down a side street the difference is incredible. We found this place called Club Cienfuegos which looked like a bit of a posh boathouse that even people like us wouldn't be able to afford to go in. But when we consulted the LP for places to eat it listed this place and it didn't seem that expensive. So we ended up going in and the menu was reasonable, so we spent a really lovely evening in there, watching the sun set over the sea, and even though the food wasn't that great the setting was definitely worth the money. Unfortunately, even though we had eaten in a nice restaurant on the way back my stomach decided to reject the food so had to walk rather swiftly before there were any nasty accidents...!!!

Camaguey

In the morning, as promised, a guy turned up to drive us to Santa Clara. However, his girlfriend had obviously heard that he was driving 3 girls and wasn't happy about it so she came along for the ride too!! He was a nice guy though and was a reasonably safe driver so we were there in a couple of hours. He even stopped off at the Che monument which was really nice of him.

Got on the bus and after about 5 hours or so we arrived in Camaguey. We were earlier than expected though so there was no one there to meet us, although as usual there were lots of people at the doors vying for our business. I explained to the security guard that we were waiting for someone and they had a sign with our name on so that when he saw them he could tell us - and he did!! An old guy with a rustbucket of a car turned up - I had to sit in the front and I tried to close the door carefully as he told me to but it just slammed shut which I felt awful about as it felt like it nearly fell off!!

He took us to a house, which wasn't the one we were supposed to be going to, but I think that one was far out of town so they arranged this other one for us. There was an old couple living there, and even though they were nice enough we got a funny feeling about the old woman, there was something a bit odd about her. She didn't like it when we refused her dinner either so that didn't help!!

We went for a walk around the town and sat people watching whilst having a drink. Then we went to sit in the plaza for a while and a guy came up to talk to us. He was originally from Camaguey but worked as a DJ in one of the all inclusive beach resorts. He was a nice enough guy though, spoke a bit of English and was really friendly. He left us alone after a while too, which was good as it showed to us that he wasn't really after anything which was a refreshing change!

The next day we walked all around the town, visiting all the various plazas and churches. It was a nice enough place with some pretty buildings but wasn't really anything special. We went up onto the roof of one of the posh hotels and good some really good views of the whole town. They do this really strange thing though - a truck drives down the roads and sprays some black smoke out and all the cafes and bars close their doors until it clears. We had no idea what was going on, the first time we saw it the day before we thought the ice cream place was on fire! Apparently though it was to kill/prevent mosquitoes. We weren't quite sure whether to believe this or not, but then we didn't get bitten so maybe it was true!!

As we were sitting in a cafe having a drink the guy we met the evening before showed up. He sat with us for ages chatting and asking us our opinions on Cuba and Fidel and everything. As we had only been here a few days we didn't really have to much of an idea what we thought, so we asked him and he was trying to tell us in a mixture of Spanish and English what he thought. It was quite interesting to get a view from someone who lived in the country so am glad we met him as he helped us understand a few things. However I think I might have offended him as I was saying about how unhealthy the diet was over here - lots of fried food and pizza and how fat so many people were because of this (and probably due to drinking shed loads of rum too!) - and he looked really shocked that I would say something like that! But he asked me for my opinion so what was I supposed to say?!!

We were trying to find somewhere to eat and he recommended a few places for us, where we could eat in pesos if we asked to see a peso menu and not a CUC menu. We weren't really sure about this as don't want to eat somewhere where we are not welcome. So in the end he decides that he will come with us and speak to the woman of a restaurant - he tells her we are students at the university of another town and we're really hungry and really poor!! She didn't look too happy about it but agreed! We then invited him to eat with us as if it wasn't for him we wouldn't have found this place. He was about to leave so I don't think he was expecting us to invite him but he ended up staying anyway. The food was good and pretty cheap, although the local beer wasn't very nice!!

A bit later we met up with him again and some of his friends in a bar that he recommended and we spent a few hours with them having a few mojitos and a chat. They all bought their own drinks so it was nice to just chat and spend some time with the locals without there being any ulterior motives...! Then we decided to go onto a discotheque! We got there and the cover charge was 2 CUCs which included a drink. We only had 6 CUCs on us so enough to get in, have our free drink and then probably leave. However, we were all hanging around the entrance and didn't really know what was going on then this guy and one of his friends (that we hadn't spoken to all night!) said that we had to pay for them too as they couldn't afford to go in! This took us a bit by surprise and we were really pissed off as we had told them that we didn't really have that much money and Cuba was quite expensive for us but clearly they didn't believe us! We walked out and then they came running after us saying they can pay for themselves! I guess a lot of tourists would've just paid for them as it wasn't really that much money but it was more the principle. We went home after that as weren't really in the mood to do anything else.

It was just a real shame really that we met these guys who we thought were nice enough and in the minority of Cuban people in that they didn't want anything from us, but it turns out we were wrong and they were the same as everyone else! You don't like to tar everyone with the same brush and so give people a chance and then they just turn out exactly like how you'd expect. So perhaps we are right to just distrust everyone...! But I guess you live and learn! We didn't regret buying this guy dinner as it was cheap and we couldn't have gone there without him, so perhaps we all got something out of it! But if he works in a tourist resort then maybe he is used to tourists paying for everything and being flash with the cash... Oh well! Clearly we are never going to understand this country and the people!!!

And just to top it off, when I looked in my guidebook the bar he recommended where only locals drank and two of the restaurants that he recommended to us were all in there! So it wasn't as if he was even doing us any favours by taking us somewhere off the beaten track as they were all used to tourists!!! Excellent!

Holguin

After breakfast and a leisurely stroll we went back to the bus station to get the bus to Holguin. The guy with the rustbucket car was supposed to be taking us back but apparently his car was broken (hopefully it wasn't due to my heavy handling of the door...!) so someone else took us! At the bus station I had my first taste of peso pizza - not bad, a bit doughy but it filled a gap!

Got off the bus again to be shouted at and hassled by lots of people but we found the person who we were staying with (again not the person we called but that seems to be the norm now!) and he took us to our casa. It was closer to town than the one we were supposed to be staying in so that was a bonus!

Went for a wander into town to check it out and even managed to get some half decent food without being ripped off! Then found a little place selling peso ice cream so went and got dessert! We just had 2 or 3 scoops each I think but then this woman came and sat down near us and ordered a dish of 6 scoops - it looked huge! She laughed at us staring and managed to polish it off quite quickly too!!

The next day we spent walking round the town. It was quite hot though so couldn't do too much! We were amazed by the amount of queuing that Cubans seem to do - it's one of their main past times!! Queuing for food mainly too, especially ice cream! We thought we'd adopt local customs and queue too! You have to ask who is el ultimo (the last person in line) and then don't let them out of your sight! And after not very long we managed to get ourselves a table in the ice cream place! The woman asked if we wanted ice cream, we said yes! There were only two flavours so we went for the mixed option! She then said did we want cake and we said yes to that too! It came to 15 cubanos so less than 1 CUC! Five minutes later we were sitting there with a huge slice of cake each and three bowls each of ice cream with two scoops in each and two wafer things in each!!! We couldn't believe that a) we got so much and b) it was so cheap! We had been sitting there looking at all the locals wondering why they always ordered so much and then it turns out to be the norm!! Well it took a while but we managed to eat most of it!

After that we felt a bit sick and so decided to walk off the ice cream by climbing some 460 odd steps at the north end of town to get a good view of the surrounding area. It was a bit of a struggle getting up there but the views were excellent.

In the evening we went back to our favourite restaurant and then decided to check out the local cinema. It only cost 1 cubano to get in and they play the same movie over and over again - it was a VHS movie so at the end they just stop it, rewind it and then play it again!! It was a particularly bad and oldish movie but it was quite an experience! I think half the people there had been sitting in there all day as some of them were sleeping and then others came in halfway through!! We had been warned that some people like to go in there and play with themselves so when a guy came and sat behind us we were a bit wary but luckily he behaved himself!!

Bayamo

Getting a truck in Cuba was one of the things you were supposed to do and Holguin was one of the better places to try it. We spoke to the mum at the casa and it turned out that her brother takes the truck that we would need to get to the farm where he works, so he was going to take us in the morning and get us on the truck! We met him at 6am and he didn't look too pleased at having to escort us! He had a few words to some people and eventually they nodded and took our bags. Then people started to get on and he came over and gave us some tickets, although wouldn't take any money for them. We couldn't quite work out what was going on but he told us to get on and the guy taking the money told us to get on without paying either, and they both ignored some big fella who kept shouting no at us!! It took a couple of hours to get to Bayamo and although it was quite packed it wasn't anywhere near as bad as I thought it would be! And then when we got off the guy wanted 1 CUC off each of us, which was 8 times the amount everyone else paid but it was still a lot cheaper than the bus!

We walked to the casa that the family in Holguin had recommended and phoned ahead for us. The woman though was slightly weird, like she had forgotten we were coming! She then tried to charge us extortionate amounts for the rooms so we were about to leave when she backed down to a sensible price. In hindsight though we should've left as she was horrible and her husband was really weird too!

As usual we were starving but everywhere was shut as they only opened certain hours for breakfast, lunch and dinner. So we ended up in a restaurant that was open and all they could offer us was a can of TuKola (the local coke!) and a fried fish sandwich! Not exactly what we had in mind but it was better than nothing!

We wanted water next which was no easy thing either, we had to queue outside the supermarket with some locals and then after a few minutes we were allowed in! It was quite exciting though as we found chocolate for the first time so had to buy a bar obviously!

From a food point of view this town actually turned out to be quite good! We declined the nasty lady's offers of dinner and instead found some half decent restaurants where they charged us in pesos just like the locals! Although one place overcharged us slightly and then shortchanged us, but when it's in cubanos it's not a big deal! We also tried the ice cream again - we queued up and when we went to pay I thought the girl asked us how many bowls of ice cream we wanted! So I said two each, but it ended up being scoops not bowls!! So I was very disappointed but it still tasted good!

Saturday night was supposed to be a big night here - everyone gets chess tables out in the street and sit there playing apparently. We couldn't really find much happening, except people just hanging out in the streets and plazas as usual. But we did find a few chess tables set out with some people playing, but it wasn't the big thing the LP had written about! We did find one street where there were tables out in the street and music and people were milling around drinking and dancing. It was really cool to see, it really showed the community spirit in the town and everyone of any age coming together. We went to a different plaza and there was music and people dancing there too which was fun to watch! There was an old woman, probably in her 70s, salsa-ing away by herself. She was really good aswell and wouldn't let anyone dance with her, even though people kept trying!!

We eventually managed to organise some hiking in a national park from Bayamo, but it meant we had to hang around there for another day. So apart from eating ice cream we also went to the cinema for a bit of back to back film action - Snakes on a Plane and the Lake House. Not exactly top quality viewing but it passed the time!! Then we had to prepare for a 3 day hike up to Pico Turquino, the highest point in Cuba, and then a day hike the La Commandancia, Fidel's hideout during the 1958 Revolution. It was a bit ridiculous as we couldn't go in the national park by ourselves, we had to have a guide, and there was only one trail you could do so it wasn't as if you were going to get lost! And even though we had to pay quite a bit for the trip we couldn't even do exactly what we wanted, we had to fit in with other people!! But Cuba likes to have it's rules and who were we to argue?!

Cuba - Part One

Havana

So things didn't really start out that well... Got to Cancún airport only to discover that my flight left nearly two hours earlier than I thought so I ended up running through the airport and couldn't even check my bag in so had to carry it on as hand luggage - and even though my pen knife and all my other dangerous things were in my big rucksack when it got scanned it went through with no problems... Interesting! Then just to top it off I sat on the plane trying to sort out my money and found that some of my money had disappeared! I have no idea what happened to it, I presume it must have been stolen, but there was nothing I could do about it whilst sitting on the plane, going to a different country (except have a minor breakdown of course!)! I had my visa card on me so all was not lost, although had read things about ATMs eating cards or just not accepting them or getting charged with a huge commission every time you use it... So was stressing slightly about the whole situation, as I would, but figured I would be able to work something out so tried not to worry too much!

Got to Havana airport, went through immigration with no problems, changed some money, tried the ATM but it wouldn't give me any money, got a taxi and found my way to the casa particular where I was staying in Havana. So far so good! The lady I was staying with seemed really nice and I had a bedroom, living area, kitchen and bathroom all to myself which was a bonus! When I asked her about the currencies though she said I only needed CUCs as wouldn't be able to spend the cubanos. Not what I had read but figured she knew the place better than me so who was I to question her?!

Decided to go for a wander so stepped outside and headed for the Malecón, which is the road by the side of the sea. Found the really expensive hotels (I was apparently staying in a bit of a posh area!) and even managed to buy a bottle of water with my newly acquired CUCs and didn't get ripped off!! Wasn't quite sure what currency the prices were in shops but found out they were in CUCs which was lucky for me!

As I walked around people kept stopping and talking to me - having a watch meant people had a great opener of asking the time and then going from there. But they were all nice enough and didn't seem to want anything, although to start with I was on my guard a bit. I ended up meeting these two women who wanted to show me this place which I have no idea really what it was! Something to do with the Buena Vista Social Club film or the Strawberry and Chocolate film, I'm not sure! So they took me to this street, tried to get me to buy a drink which I declined, asked for money for milk for their child (although didn't really seem that bothered when I said no!) and then walked off! Really bizarre! But at least when lots of other people wanted to show me the same place the next day I could say I had already been there!! I met another person who wanted to buy me a beer and even showed me his money to prove that he had some, but why would this guy want to have a drink with a complete stranger?! He also offered me cheap accommodation but I decided to stay where I was, and lied about having to get back to my casa for dinner to get away from him!!

So my first day wasn't too bad all in all, although I felt a bit isolated in this big place by myself with no other travellers around. So I devised a plan - to see as much of Havana the next day and then head off somewhere smaller!

Got up reasonably early as had a full days sightseeing ahead of me, but found out how laid back Cuba is! Breakfast was great but quite a slow affair, this woman who I think lived next door gave me my breakfast in the courtyard and just kept bringing plates of food out which was great, meant I wouldn't have to buy lunch! Then off I went! Walked down the Malecón again towards Central Havana and the Old Town. Spent the day walking around all the plazas, historic buildings, cathedrals and churches, and all the other touristy areas, just to get a feel for the place. One thing I noticed was the big divide between rich and poor - there were so many amazing buildings, but then right next to them, or in the next street there were really derelict buildings that looked like there were of no use to anyone. A lot of people live in Old Town though and so a lot of the back streets were full of apartment blocks which looked like they had been there for quite a few years... Just glad I wasn't staying in one of them!

As I was crossing the road this guy started talking and walking with me and I ended up telling him I was going to Santa Clara the next day in the hope that he would leave me alone and not try and sell me anything. But I was wrong! He started taking me somewhere where I could buy a ticket but I didn't really get what was going on as we weren't going to the place that I needed to go to. I tried to walk off but then he caught up with me and deposited me in this cafe with a woman who I could get a ticket from. I decided this was all very dodgy and wasn't going to part with any cash, and every time I asked a question she wouldn't answer it. But it turned out that I didn't have the right currency so she said I needed to go to a bank and she would wait there. I left quite quickly and decided not to go back!! Instead I went into a legitimate travel agent to sort out the ticket. The woman who was serving me asked if I had anywhere to stay there and when I said no she said her mother's best friend lived there and they could meet me from the bus station and take me to the house. I had no other options so figured that was OK!

I was surprised about how safe I felt walking round the town. I had my visa card and passport with me so I could get some money out and was slightly paranoid walking around with this and then a huge amount of money I managed to draw out (so financial crisis over!) but I had no problem at all which was great!

On my way back from my day of sightseeing I saw two girls waving at me from across the street (in a bar of course!) and it was Vivi and Tracy! I was so happy to see them! Even though I had had a nice day by myself and everything was fine, I had only spoken to Cubans all day and so I had verbal diarrhea for the first hour!! They had been here a few days longer and so updated me on all the vital info that I needed to know (i.e. it's quite hard to get food sometimes so be prepared to be hungry for the next few weeks, and get some cubanos so at least then you can live off pizza! - all the vital stuff!). So I had my first of many Cristals (the Cuban beer!) and caught up on all the goss! We made plans to meet in Trinidad in a couple of days so was looking forward to having some travel buddies for a few weeks!

Santa Clara

So I got to the bus station nice and early, got my ticket to Santa Clara, caught the bus on time and a few hours later there I was! Viv and Tracy had told me how you always get mobbed when getting off the bus with people trying to offer you casas so I was slightly disappointed when there was no one there, not even the person who was supposed to meet me! But 5 minutes later this really old guy turns up looking for me and I pretended I wasn't me as I thought there was no way I was going to stay at his house! But eventually I had to own up to being me and so we went off in a taxi and he took me to someone else's house, who was really lovely and welcoming. Obviously they offered me dinner and breakfast and as I was by myself I thought I would treat myself!

Went for a walk round the town and even plucked up the courage to try and change some CUCs for cubanos and I managed it! This small achievement made me feel like I could conquer the world and I then used them to buy some bread, which they let me pay for in pesos with no questions! Excellent!

Walked up to the Che Guevara monument (through a dodgy part of town so kept my head down and walked quickly!) - there is a huge statue in his honour, a museum with loads of memorabilia and then a memorial room that has lots of faces of people I didn't know on the wall and then a flame at one end. I think his ashes were brought back to this town so they might have been there aswell.

Dinner at the casa was excellent - soup, salad, chicken, vegetables and pudding! I was so full by the end of it! I was going to go for a walk to walk it down but I looked out from my roof terrace and the street was in darkness so didn't like to risk it. Settled for an evening of reading my book on the terrace and people watching instead!

Trinidad

The guy in the casa knew someone who could give me a lift to the bus station (in Cuba everyone knows someone that can do whatever you want or can get you whatever you need! 'No problema' are words you hear quite a lot!!), and got on the bus to Trinidad. This time the bus was mobbed by people who had rooms for rent but fortunately Tracy and Vivi were waiting for me and took me to their house. The guy had no room for me but he made a few calls and eventually came up with a room at his wife's sister's house! Her and her husband were lovely people and made me feel really welcome. They did the usual trick of offering me breakfast and dinner as soon as I walked through the door but now I had the excuse of wanting to eat with my friends! They were quite insistent though which rang alarm bells a bit, especially when they gave me my bill and I realised they charged me more than what I was expecting for my room (I stupidly didn't think to ask the price at the time as was quite overwhelmed by everything!). So I can't work out if they were genuine people or just really good scammers!! It's so horrible to be so distrusting of everyone but if you're not you just end up spending so much money when you really don't need to.

I got to Trinidad on Good Friday and in the evening there was a huge procession from the church round all the streets which was really interesting to watch. It seemed to be one of the few things that brought tourists and locals together to watch it which was really nice. It went on for ages though and had a band playing and stuff so it was good to see.

Decided to be proper tourists for the day and after paying an extortionate amount of money we got on this old steam train that took us through the Valle de los Ingenios. It was quite interesting - stopped off in a tiny village and climbed up the Manacas Iznaga tower where we got really good views of the surrounding area - lots of lush green countryside which was nice to see. Then stopped at a ranch so basically they could fleece you for some more money as it was the only place in the middle of nowhere to eat! So we went hungry instead!!! On the train on the way back one kid kept hassling us for Viv's socks! I think he might have even been willing to give her some money for them. The night before I got to Trinidad Viv and Tracy got hassled by some girls aswell who wanted soap as they couldn't get any. So it seems that some people do have the money to buy stuff but it's just not available. But then I have seen soap in some of the shops so maybe it's just too expensive or they're just trying it on...!

In the afternoon, once we had got back to Trinidad we walked up to Cerro de la Viría - another lookout past the ruins of an old church and climbed on top of a roof of some building where we got a view of all of Trinidad and the mountains surrounding it which was great. We met some other tourists up there who were on the train in the morning so spent ages swapping stories about lack of food, accommodation and good places to go! It's always refreshing to meet other people who are experiencing all the same problems!!!

The next day we hired bikes and cycled to Playa Ancón which was about 12km away from Trinidad. It was mostly flat so a reasonably easy ride, apart from the fact the bikes were crap and mine kept making a really horrible noise that made me think it was going to fall apart at any moment! The beach was lovely - white sand and clear blue water, although there was some coral on the bottom which hurt like hell when you trod on it, so it was a bit precarious!! But anyway, it was a great way to spend Easter Sunday!! We rode back, stopping off at a beachside bar on the way for an ice cold Cristal which went down very well!!

So far in Trinidad we had one night of peso pizza and rice and beans (the plates are so cheap that it's normal to order a few at a time!) at a local restaurant, where the waitress wasn't overly friendly but Vivi has a great way of making people smile her and like her so in the end she accepted the fact that we were there!, then one night where we splashed out and had a casa dinner at Tracy and Vivi's casa as we were so hungry! The last night we decided to go back to the peso place we went to before. The menu advertised spaghetti, rice and beans and pizza so we thought if we ate all of it then we might actually be full! However, the waitress wasn't going to cooperate! First she said there was no spaghetti or rice so the only option was pizza. But when we asked for another pizza (they were quite small and didn't really touch the sides!) there weren't any left. However, all the other people in the restaurant were eating platefuls of spaghetti and pizza so clearly there was more! Then she tried to charge us in CUCs, so when we knew the pizza cost 3 pesos and a beer was 10, we got a bit of a surprise when she wrote CUC at the top of the bill and tried to charge us 12CUCs (i.e. 288 pesos)!! Good job my Spanish was good enough to say 'we were here the other day and we paid in pesos', and she stomped off, came back with a different bill and took our money (30 cubanos i.e. 1.25CUCs ish!). We couldn't believe this had actually happened but there it was!! We were still starving though so ended up eating a very dodgy burger (the taste didn't resemble a burger but I tried not to think about how my stomach was going to react to it!) in a CUC cafe which was a complete rip off but needs must! Fortunately we were leaving the next day so we were hoping the next town might have some food to offer...!!!